To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.
Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.
by Rild June 23, 2014
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An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.
Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015
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Burst of Dopamine (dihydroxyphenethylamine) in the brain. Can occur from achievement or an amazing experience, example; scoring a touchdown, orgasm, winning the lottery, falling in love, etc.

Can also be stimulated artificially with hydro-chloride (cocaine), or other elicit narcotics such as methamphetamine, Opioid or highly concentrated THC stimulation.
"Look at my man Neon Deion Sanders, that cat is Jousted!"

"I got some fish scale, feel like getting Jousted tonight?"
by MonoOnom May 18, 2016
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being sent a dick pic first as if the sender were jousting towards you. most common on gay dating apps.
I've been jousting all evening and no respone! What gives?

this guy has been jousting me all evening. where's the block button
by sargho August 13, 2019
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Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.
Bro I was jousting with Stephanie last night and on the third try I totally got it in.
by Joustingfurdays August 24, 2014
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The act of lunging one's penis into another. This process can be converted into a sport where two people with erect penises sprint toward each other and collide dicks to see whos penis is stronger. Safety is advised during this activity as someone's penis could implode during the act.
Jamaal: what's wrong cuh
Carlos: my dick exploded
Jamaal: Damn
Carlos: yeah Nick is a beast at jousting
Jamaal: noted
by BitchAssMotherFucker69420 March 09, 2020
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When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.
Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.
by hyphrr January 18, 2018
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