A recollection of the dreams and memories from periods of REM sleep. These memories are generally clearest shortly after awakening and are encouraged to be recorded in this time period. A dream journal is usually a black composition notebook with pen or pencil tucked inside of it, located between the mattress and the box spring of the bed. Some people believe that keeping a dream journal will increase their chance of dream lucidity. Others keep a dream journal for the sake of entertainment or introspection
Dalton (reading a dream journal): "May 3, 2010 - May 4, 2010 "Last night I dreamt that I was at a party when the furniture turned into nutella. Shortly thereafter, my horny sex girlfriend showed up wearing nothing but a smile!"
Spencer: Shit man! Good thing you keep a dream journal or that epic dream would have been lost in the monotony of day-to-day life!
Spencer: Shit man! Good thing you keep a dream journal or that epic dream would have been lost in the monotony of day-to-day life!
by DirtyHops May 24, 2010
A nickname for the generally charming Journal Square neighborhood of Jersey City that highlights its more unsavory elements.
by AP Styles August 08, 2009
the abandoning of any true use or productivity in a journal or other written medium because too much time, energy, and anxiety have been poured into making pretty layouts.
Trish's future log, monthly log, and daily logs all have adorable colorful kittens drawn in all the margins, but she now has too much journaling fatigue to actually use her new Bullet Journal.
by Demo318 January 05, 2019
journalism is a shitty class and i want to die... In fact i'm in journalism right now and i want to die
by bill nye the bitch ass guy April 07, 2016
An expression used by desperate Republicans John McCain and Sarah Palin in an effort to cover up/minimize embarrassment regarding Palin's weak and uniformed answers to simple political questions posed from the media.
Yes, it is agreed I don't much about current issues, but in this day and age of "gotcha journalism", ..is that a pizza place ?
by ChaChaChamp October 02, 2008
noun - An online website that hosts a diary-type bulletin board, where teenagers, most commonly, post a daily diary entry describing how they attempted suicide for the ump-teenth time, tell how their boyfriend/girlfriend dumped them, and how much their lives generally suck.
User: "Shawn dumped me today.... I burned his pictures. I tried to get his smell off me, but it won't go away... I wonder what I'll look like if I burn to death..."
by Vaughan Murray May 24, 2003
The art of writing a story that, under certain circumstances, can lead to the subject losing their credibility, their reputation, or their job. Then the writer of the story sitting back and laughing. Source: Rush Limbaugh.
The New York Times demonstrated a Drive-by Journalism tactic by printing a story about a presidential candidate's "alleged" affair more than a decade ago.
by Dan Richards February 23, 2008

