When you write a lot about a subject you don’t know about in order to receive credit. To joufuse somebody you have to be good about bull shitting with limited information.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.