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Fucking, Jean couch, dog
We fuckin on the jouch tonight, baby 😔
by Lavtea September 17, 2019
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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> Jean or Denim Couch. A staple in most mid-west or St. Augustine based homes>
jouch, denim couch, jean couch, couch, jofa
by Manchejenning September 14, 2011
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a couch made out of jeans,

(screw u raiden)
1. would you like to sit on the jouch with me?
2. what if we kisses on the jouch? 😳
by EndyCake May 12, 2021
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a word to describe high school juniors that are complete douches. Usually hang out in large groups and think they are bad ass.
That lunch table over there is nothing but a bunch of jouches.
by The Jouche Hater February 23, 2011
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A loose, used, worn out, stretched, and flap like vagina that has usually given several births.
by Webster0554 December 08, 2019
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