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The act of leaving high school with a high school student,your grandfather, his Egyptian fortune teller,a French man and a dog to go kill a 100 year old gay British vampire in Egypt with some spooky ghosts
He's been off for a long time, he's such a jotaro
by Jojo freak April 11, 2019
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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1. A character from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures whose stand is Star Platinum.

2. Woman in Japanese
1: Dude, Jotaro is the best JoJo.

2: No way! I think it’s Joseph!
by flexv3 March 18, 2020
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A challenge made by an intellectual with goals ranging from first dibs of the soda in the fridge all the way to getting permission to ask out a friend's ex. This challenge is accepted by the other person by yelling "DIO" in a deep, angry voice. What happens after is unpredictable, and often chaotic.

This can also be a general greeting.
Use 1
Person 1: "JOTARO!"
Person 2: "DIO!"
(general chaos)

Use 2
Person 1: "JOTARO!"
Person 2: "DIO!"
Person 1: good talk.
Person 2: yep
by IStoleYourWaifu July 12, 2020
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The main character in "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", part 3. His full name is Jotaro Kujo.
Jotaro is probably the most memorable character of the entirety of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, next to Dio.
by FyterX December 23, 2019
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The Act Of Being An Absolute (Albeit Passive Aggressive) Asshole
"Dude, you're being a fucking Jotaro," DeeDee stomped on Spencer's toes and watched him cry in glee
by cockgroin November 08, 2014
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