The term dirty Josiah means when your fucking your straight best friend while his girlfriend watches

Josiah is the type of dude to sit by you in geometry. He plays Super Smash Bros on his Switch during P.E. He get's offended when people exaggerate the pronunciation of his first name. And don't even get me started on his last name. He only laughs at relatable jokes, such as "My dad beats me" or "I'm gay."

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.

To pull a Josiah means to see a random pole, run up to it and start dancing around it like a stripper, jumping up on it like a pro.

Josiah and Bella are the one of the best couples. They are so deeply in love with eachother. They will have a perfect relationship. Josiah and Bella are meant to be!<3

A man with a big booty ;)

A sexy fuckin dude with a massive cock his stroke game can make any girl cum. Hes got a great body and great personality. He has a great sence of humor and doesent care to get embaressed f or a good laugh he is the life of the party and gets all the fuckin hos and hes not afraid to try anything at least once.
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