A 6th grader who is always in basketball shoes and Nike clothes. He is very loud and tells Mexican Word of the Day jokes. Some people in his class used to call him cocky doodle stew. Josiah thinks he is going to be in the NBA. He has an older brother who is in 7th grade, and 3 little brothers. He has one group of friends and is scared to ask out girls in person. Josiah has never had an F on a report card in his life.
Josiah is a person acts like he is a baller.
by newzealan April 16, 2018
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loser and actual dick, neveer swears becasue he is a good chrisitian boy
M1: What do you call a retard?
M2: A Josiah!
by sad.- November 28, 2019
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A bitch that doesn't take a bath and that noone likes. He fucking stinks so fucking bad i wish he was not alive. Not even his sister loves him with his dirty stinky ass. He eats his boogers and looks at other dudes dicks. He is gay and should be put down like a dog. With a hun in the back yard, STUPID GAY STINKY ASS BITCH
by LickyLicky4206969-21 February 27, 2020
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Josiah's are always incredibly large people, large in body mass with some gigantic titties. massive shoe size meaning you know what. smelly motherfucker always uses 1 whole lynx can a day. can't afford a lynx can, he finds them in the gym.
Josiah ate all my lunch
by Enzotech2 June 06, 2019
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Small penis , fuckboy , but only has a pretty smile to cover his fuckboy ways
Josiah is a fuckboy & fw four other girls
by HeeyHoess! February 14, 2016
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the person who you wish you are but know you never can be.so now you just going to turn off your computer and change your name to Josiah because you know its the right thing to do.
you know its true

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by u know me i know u October 16, 2011
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Josiah was King of the Jews from 640 BC-609 BC. He became king at the tender age of 8. He brought back the Jewish people to their God. King Josiah was killed after he attacked King Necho which was in opposition to the will of God.
Dude did you see that Jew's horns? No he must have had them removed like King Josiah.
by lord liqourice January 16, 2008
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