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She is the hottest girl ever. All the boys are jealous of the one who has her. She is the most trustworthy friend ever .She is so nice and sweet and should be crowned. Next time you see her treat with respect.
Guy1: did you see Josi

Guy2: ya she is hot
by Hector87654331 January 23, 2018
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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THERE IS NO COMPARISON to a woman named Josi....PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: You see Josi over there?
Guy 2: Ya, i wish my girlfriend was like her!!!
Guy 1: Dont we all...
by someguy3610 February 07, 2010
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Dissapearing/reappearing silently and subtley without anyone noticing
(Person 1 has dissapeared)
Person 2: "Where has he gone?"
Person 3: "Don't worry, he's done a 'Josi'!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, no problem, he'll 'Josi' back on in here"
by Sae1234 March 14, 2011
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A gorgeous person that will always try to make you smile, she is beautiful in every single way. She is also very kind and always dreams of world peace, she is and looks heavenly. She is super fashionable and plain perfect. She is also smart and very hardworking. Sometimes she is misunderstood, but it's all part of being a fabulous Josi
Woah, I can't believe how perfect that girl is her name must be Josi
by None of your business 1 2 3 November 11, 2019
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complicated but valuable man. (Indomitable) when decided to do something nice it can't go unnoticed, it's fun and energetic, stubborn but extremely reliable and honest to kick who bitches ass, this specimen of male human is characterized by its fidelity and inflexibility at the time of decisions, it's sexual energy sexa ppeal is extremely powerading and

it is impossible to press it to do anything, even with a glock, not even with a death threat, you can be happy with this Pokémon as long as it has its space where it will be isolated to load energy and charging power.
1. Kanesha: "U cannot catch that Pokemon it's too josi"
2.watermeloniquoia: Gurl, Ariana's N.A.S.A it's so josi oh my gahd
3. David: Uncatchable and unforgettable as my boyfriend there no one is! bitches keep dreaming I don't loose my man! Even if is too josi
by Who knows about candy stuff January 30, 2020
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complicated but valuable man with, is indomitable and lovable as good, when decide to do something nice it can't go unnoticed, it's fun and energetic, sex appeal and good genetic heritage, makes you feel the real powerading

Stubborn but extremely reliable and honest, this specimen of male human is characterized by its fidelity and inflexibility at the time of decisions, can be fluffy and gentile. In the card of joy you can search him in the section of good bro crush and good boyfriend
Has an unique sense of humor that u can enjoy pretty much, is really smart and responsable. There is no way to push it to do anything, even with a glock, not even with a death treat, he is there for you when you really need and you can be happy with this Pokémon as long as it has its airtight space where it will be isolated to recover energy and plug to the charger.
Watermeloniquöa: Gurl! Ariana's N.A.S.A is so josi oh my ghadd
Talysha: Thanks next I'm feeling the josi mood
Noone: nothing:

Not even church:

Me: there's no way I leave that precious man so bitches get out the way!
by Who knows about candy stuff January 30, 2020
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