The most perfectly formed being ever put upon the face of the earth. A master of all tasks and video game king of the universe. A grumpy baby when sleepy but still cute as f%#@!!
Commonly known for his amount of good luck (due to his super hot girlfriend). Owner of the most beautiful blue eyes..that can make one melt if stared directly into. Possessor of the worlds softest, most amazing hair that anyone could ever run their fingers through. Holder of keys (lol) and a smile that would make any girl blush. The most caring, faithful, loving boyfriend known to man. Gives his whole heart to the one he loves and makes them feel like the most beautiful and special person in the world. An all around terrific, intelligent, superb, awe-inspiring,phenomenal boy ever created. Everything any girl could ever ask for. A soul mate. A true love. Owner of a science vessel that would make Captain Picard supah Jealous. A gobber. A hottie. A sweetie. A BEBE.
Commonly known for his amount of good luck (due to his super hot girlfriend). Owner of the most beautiful blue eyes..that can make one melt if stared directly into. Possessor of the worlds softest, most amazing hair that anyone could ever run their fingers through. Holder of keys (lol) and a smile that would make any girl blush. The most caring, faithful, loving boyfriend known to man. Gives his whole heart to the one he loves and makes them feel like the most beautiful and special person in the world. An all around terrific, intelligent, superb, awe-inspiring,phenomenal boy ever created. Everything any girl could ever ask for. A soul mate. A true love. Owner of a science vessel that would make Captain Picard supah Jealous. A gobber. A hottie. A sweetie. A BEBE.
Cute Joshua
by Keeper-of-the-hairspray February 11, 2010
A short, cute, very attractive guy with a very sexy body.
Joshua is a very nice, funny, caring, and athletic person. He is a gaming nerd. The only bad thing about Joshua, is his lack of self esteem. Joshua would make a perfect boyfriend, usually compatible with a Hannah.
Joshua is a very nice, funny, caring, and athletic person. He is a gaming nerd. The only bad thing about Joshua, is his lack of self esteem. Joshua would make a perfect boyfriend, usually compatible with a Hannah.
Example 1.
Girl 1: who is that cute guy!
Girl2: oh, that's Joshua, he's the best!
Example 2.
That's my best friend Joshua :D - he likes Hannah
Girl 1: who is that cute guy!
Girl2: oh, that's Joshua, he's the best!
Example 2.
That's my best friend Joshua :D - he likes Hannah
by trying-to-get-her August 04, 2011
Joshua Is a guy that is one of a kind. He is one of those men that you have too keep for a log time. His personality is kept inside when you first meet him. But the more you get to know him the more you will love hi. He has an amazing personality. he is loyal, honest, and nice. And for his girlfriend, He will be very affectionate to her. He will make sure she know that he loves her. He will go out his way to do things for her. He will even try to spoil her if he can. He is very funny and athletic. He also loves to play Video Games. He will work hard for things he want, and he will never give up.
I love Joshua
by RelateableVibes December 15, 2018
Dual personality, a man of opposites. Charming with amazing eyes. Unassuming. The king of acting hot and cold. Deserves more in life and love. Makes you fall hard then walks away. Difficult to communicate with and can often behave like a narcissist. Smells good.
A great person to his friends and can be caring at times. Needs and wants someone who will love him and care for him as he is.
Could have been that person.
A great person to his friends and can be caring at times. Needs and wants someone who will love him and care for him as he is.
Could have been that person.
by s80 February 06, 2010
Joshua is that type of guy you've always been looking he is sexy kind, loyal, dedicated, focused, honest, flexible, outgoing, trustworthy, and has a nice haircut and also likes to cook for the ladies and a lot more. Joshua Dresses extremely cool and doesn't care about what he is wearing as long as he likes it! people can never quite put their finger on joshua as he has no image he does portray any stereotypes but also doesn't dress normal because joshua dresses super cool and unique and looks after himself too the MAX. Some People say to joshua that he dresses too crazy or take the piss out of what he is wearing! these people are normally guy men and they fancy joshua. Joshua has quite a crazy personality, he is just too crazy for anyone when he meets people their always like ' you're just too crazy josh, I've never met someone like you in my life ' then they normally end up kissing me! WATCHOUT! Joshua also uses unique phrases like WATCHOUT whenever he does something good or hooks up with a lady! He is also extremely good in the bedroom WATCHOUT with this guy cause bang you into the 1960s, seriously joshua is so good most girls split up with him after they have sex because the noises and faces they make! So if you ever hookup with a Joshua You better be ready cause he will make you say 'disfsjkfhutrengugfegrwerjkethwisiejdiwjjeuuwjkjdiswekdojfejfgbhrhdsfakjk\lihf;ifhixgjhjgregjrhghjggrhghlhkrghkrggjrghrkgrgkjgjhghjgjhgrkgkrlgghkrgljlherg' Mainly located in Salford.
Jess: OMG! IT'S JOSHUA!
James: You better watch out Jess or he will bang you into the 1960s or even worse THE 90S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jess: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh " Runs in the opposite direction of Joshua "
Joshua: Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent....
James: You better watch out Jess or he will bang you into the 1960s or even worse THE 90S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jess: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh " Runs in the opposite direction of Joshua "
Joshua: Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent....
by jimws February 01, 2014
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

