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That on guy who makes you forget every word you ever would know. That guy who loves basketball and will give you his warm up with his number to show that you are his. That guy who hugs you even when ur crying. That guy who is rlly tall and smart and everyone wants. That guy who u could cuddle with for hours. That guy who u try to talk to but wont listen. That guy that has no earthly idea you have a crush on him. That guy who you could love for the rest of your life!
Girl 1:Omfg have u seen Joshua?
Girl 2: Yess he is so hot!
Girl: 3 Back of he is myn
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he has a bigger dick than any guys named diego or javier
Joshua, oh how much dick you have daddy boo boo bear 🍆
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Joshua is really massive and big like the titanic so big so round
Girl: who is that big man large
God: its Joshua
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When Joshua is your boyfriend, he will properly court you and take you on fancy dates. He'll plan ahead and communicate that he wants you. He gives you his time. In this sense, he is a true man. He is empathetic, OBSESSED with jazz music, and handsome. He will never leave you hurting - he will work things out with you and resolve things to the bitter end. The downfall is all of his lies. He will be dishonest, SO dishonest to the point that you question every single thing he's ever told you. All of his constant lies make you wonder if who he portrayed himself to be and his image is who he really was. It makes you question his motives, and calls into question whether his reason for breaking up with you is truly the real reason. At the end of the day, although he may disrespect you and make up stories about you behind his back to make himself look better, one thing's for sure, he won't be mean to you. Another downfall is that Joshua takes a lot of different girls out on dates, and may try to cover this up. He's not a dick. A truly patient gentleman, but the truth will always be messy.
Wow, that guy bought you all those flowers just because of a small disagreement? A true Joshua.

You found out that he was lying about MORE things?! Even after he promised he was being honest and you explained to him how much it hurt you the first 1000 times? Again?! That's fucked up.. Joshua hasn't changed. That's not good for marriage. I knew it all along... something was off about him.
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