A lying, bad excuse for human existence. He will break a girls heart, then turn around and blame it on her. He can also be seen as a man-whore. Has probably slept with almost every girl under the sun. Has a very snake like face to lure a girl in and can act very understanding and trust worthy but will stab you in the back. He can also fit under the category of Cooter-head or Baby scalp.
Girl: Oh my god Joshua just dumped me!
Best Friend: Ugh, that's so like him. But, why?
Girl: I don't know.....It's my fault really
Best Friend: No he's just being a cooter-head
by neveragainloveless July 28, 2010
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Shaggy mullet boy that is a failure at life.
Eeeww thats a Joshua!
by Jesusjnr October 14, 2015
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Joshua can be a total douche. He can be really funny yet annoying. He has a big and perverted mind, always thinking about sex. He is sexy with a huge ass. Joshua is a petite short men. He likes to play music such as guitar and likes to sing. When coming into a relationship he can take it pretty serious. He is always trying to get attention by doing stupid stuff and annoying people.
Omg is that Joshua's ass?
by claraa January 6, 2014
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Joshua is a idiot
Joshua is dumb
by Licker lick May 31, 2018
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Satan. The evilest and vile creature in the world. Lives in prison with the Unabomber. His best friend is Hitler.
Joshua is satan.
You are a Joshua.
by Mine Milk November 28, 2018
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This bitch goes on Discord VC and will tear your ears wide open with his chunky ass pomegranate chewing or how he says it: "Puh-meh-Grah-nait". This bitch will fucking send you Yaoi hentai with no shame at all. This bitch will use pornhub without going on incognito and looks at gay JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Yaoi whilst fapping to Roblox porn all at once. If you get in a fight with him, he will ignore you for 20 days and then talks to you like it never happened. This bitch has natural hate towards people named Ryan, and if you are named Ryan, he will kick you out of VC.
A: Joshua is gay
B: Ok boomer
by Negro pegro November 20, 2019
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The man that the moment he walks in your life, everything will start to go right. He will ask you to watch the stars. He will hold you and protect you and move anything out of his way that will harm his girlfriend. His energy is steady and grounded. He is will talk about any subject no matter how odd. He is a good listener. I love it when he goes on and on talking. He really knows how to make a lady feel connected and he will treat her with gentlemen's manners. He will ask to meet your father, and he will open your door, and kiss you hands. He will see through your every flaw and understand because he knows pain. He knows depth. He is smart. He is trustworthy. When you meet a Joshua, the type of man that will rock your world, KEEP HIM, and forget about any other guy that existed before him because he is just that awesome. He will drive and motivate you. He will always come back around just make sure you truly give him your heart if you Choose and are Chosen by a Joshua. You are my sunshine
Wow I have never met a man that competes with Joshua
by Reddaimonddruby June 3, 2018
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