When you're playing Table soccer on Plato and either you or a guy named Josh keeps passing it and never let's you have a turn

just to mess around with someone

The many awesome abilities of the verb to JOSH that leaves an impression on people.

A cool dude but he does have his issues. All the girls dig him but he's really just not very interested in pre-marital sexual activities. He does have one exception however, furries. He LOVES dating furries as they're the only cure to his masterbation problem.

me

An unknown creature that takes a humanoid form, this creature has similar properties of what one would apply to "Batman" in the fact that it usually wears black, fights crime and has an incredible voice. Some people even think that it may be Death himself. This creature usually dwells on the planet earth and only one can be alive at one time. These creatures are not only bad ass heroes, but they can also use immense powers of unimaginable destruction and can even go as far as to control the space-time continuum, letting them skip across worlds and dimensions with ease. This creature, sighted only once and recorded many times throughout history called itself by one thing. Josh.

When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.