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the sexiest man alive. loves to compliment his girlfriend. will do anything in his power just to make u happy. the funniest/sarcastic kid ever. does the best English accent ever. the best looking boy in his whole friend group. hates being called joshie poo,so don’t call him that.
girl:woah who is that
boy:that’s homie josh
girl:sheeshhhhh
by urmommrcrabs May 28, 2021
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A small man, who is easily whipped by his girlfriend. Normally follows football half-heartedly and is renown for having a tiny penis.
That Josh has such a small penis
by legend111111111 December 02, 2019
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Josh: hey, what's a synonym for a giant dingus?
Anyone else: Josh
by also a dingus May 10, 2019
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dsfds josh
by dfghji76rd November 17, 2020
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A boy who is funny, but cares more about his hair than his friends. And takes hours getting ready
by kiwibla November 15, 2019
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a manipulative piece of shit who you’ll end up making car and rent payments for. he’ll suck all the life out of you & uses being depressed as the reason that he is the way he is.
Girl 1: my boyfriend’s behind on car payments and got kicked out of his apartment because he couldn’t make rent.

Girl 2: oh, you’re dating a josh.
by radical egg February 22, 2019
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ok ima be honest here this guys pp is massive fam hes like jesus like the rocks pp omagod so big but this guy a fucking 32 inch cucumber down there my guy he needs a pipe to hold it in
jesus christ i love this man he is so amazing i just wnana give him a smooch each ady and then blow kisses while having intercorse mfg
Oh you have such a Josh penis
Your joshy penis is amazing

I love this man called joshua jiji
by 021-914309134 February 11, 2021
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