A brit with no friends who relies on a bad attitude to make others like him

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

Possibly the greatest gift to mankind, since the invention of fire. Standing at 6'5, with a rather impressive stature, many men bow before his presence alone. A truly gifted young gentleman, with an incredibly promising future. Anything less than world domination would be disappointing for this man.