A girl with no humour. People run away when they hear her voice, she sounds blonde but shes actually a brunette!
Yasmine: oh my god it's josephine again *josephine talks* yasmine*earaids*
Josephine: *tells a joke*
Nathan:*fake laughs*
Josephine: *tells a joke*
Nathan:*fake laughs*
by Yazzsz October 7, 2020
A word to describe your previous self, before you became enlightened with new information.
Also, an insult to describe someone who has not attained the level of knowledge on a subject as you have.
Also, an insult to describe someone who has not attained the level of knowledge on a subject as you have.
Polly: wow Jack is amazing like look at how caring he is with those children
Debra: but just 10 minutes ago you were saying that you didn’t want him bcuz he’s a douche
Polly: oh yeah, I was such a Josephine back then....
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Ronaldo: hey, look at Timmy over there. He still thinks he can get a job in his field after graduating college
Griffin: hahaha, what a Josephine....
Debra: but just 10 minutes ago you were saying that you didn’t want him bcuz he’s a douche
Polly: oh yeah, I was such a Josephine back then....
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Ronaldo: hey, look at Timmy over there. He still thinks he can get a job in his field after graduating college
Griffin: hahaha, what a Josephine....
by 69hoebo March 3, 2018
a short but feisty girl. likely has long nails and to your surprise, has alarmingly good intuition. Usually quiet but has a noticeable laugh in the crowd.
by salvamore April 25, 2021
(n). 1. a luxurious display of impeccable attributes or intrinsic allure
2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm
Etymology
The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.
However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm
Etymology
The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.
However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
1. Guy "Yo, this new car I copped is strait Josephines yo"
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"
2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "
3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"
2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "
3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
by Hazrat Last-Call September 23, 2009
A hollow-stem champagne coupe.
Named in honor of the late Empress Josephine, in reflection of the commitment to elegance and aesthetics at the expense of practicality.
Named in honor of the late Empress Josephine, in reflection of the commitment to elegance and aesthetics at the expense of practicality.
I know it's not as practical as drinking champagne from a flute, but damned if I don't prefer a josephine just because it's so pretty.
by nadarine January 10, 2011
by Psh!Nicole. April 13, 2008
these two words can be used to describe the woman of your dreams. she's stunning,funny,smart and she basically has the whole package. if you get to breathe the same air with her, you're the luckiest mf on earth and that's on .
-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??
by onlyintellectuals December 3, 2019