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Often misunderstood, collects vinyl and old books. Mainstream music makes her want to die and popular trends. She is and introvert but really blossoms with true friends. She is still looking for someone to spill her thoughts and emotions out to.
"Oh there's a Josephine I'm going to avoid her, she seems rude"
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She is hot sexy and alway cute she normally has brown curly and wavy hair and has a bubbly fun personality whoever gets her as a friend is lucky
by Luckygirlxxx February 25, 2017
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Josephine the best friend a person could have! She is usually blonde.. She has a great humor and is really pretty. She sometimes is insecure but lots of guys are dying to go out with her. At first when you meet her she is shy but when you get to know her she is Wild! She is the sweetest person ever!
Person1: I was with Josephine yesterday, we jumped in a cab and told the driver to follow the car in front of us! Dayumm this girl is wild!
by Itsnaomibitch September 09, 2012
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A crazy, amazing,hot, histaricle girl, that any guy or girl would be lucky to have. She s quite the jokster especially when it cUms to sexual jokes, the gayest of all gayersons an awesome friend and knows right from wrong when she sees it. Not to mention she's quiet the dumb shitb yet in the funniest ways possible and can brighten a persons day with nothing but a smile.
Boii:Man she's quite the character

Girl:that's Josephine she's lit
by Rylee Poirier May 25, 2017
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(n). 1. a luxurious display of impeccable attributes or intrinsic allure

2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm

Etymology

The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.

However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
1. Guy "Yo, this new car I copped is strait Josephines yo"
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"

2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "

3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
by Hazrat Last-Call September 22, 2009
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a chaotic and permanently stressed entity but also the loveliest most terrific being alive
abi: i’m so lucky my gf is a josephine

james: damn you’re right i wish i was dating a josephine
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A hollow-stem champagne coupe.
Named in honor of the late Empress Josephine, in reflection of the commitment to elegance and aesthetics at the expense of practicality.
I know it's not as practical as drinking champagne from a flute, but damned if I don't prefer a josephine just because it's so pretty.
by nadarine January 10, 2011
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