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A incredibly smart and funny person with anger issues. Also extremely pretty
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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I am a Josephine and I have read every one of these definitions. I agree with most of them. I have brown hair with blue eyes, I love singing acting dancing and anything music. I wear a lot of makeup and I admit I do love it when guys drool over me. I get straight A’s without trying. I’m an introvert but around my friends you wouldn’t think it. People think I’m funny and pretty and I like it that way. I don’t like people knowing that I have so much anxiety and I have panic attacks all the time. If you know a Josephine, cut her some slack. She goes through a lot of stuff.
Person 1: “I don’t understand how she can be so pretty and be smart”
Person 2: “She must be a Josephine”
by aNoNyMoUS ;))) April 13, 2019
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A girl who is supposed to be called beautiful instead of sexy, pretty instead of hot, and the one to be treated as a princess rather than to be hurt by the wrong guy. She got the best personality, she is nice, caring, forgiving, but at the same time naive. She fell for the wrong person and will hold on like an idiot even when the guy fucked up so many times, and is not worth it. She is the girl I was too late to realize how much I love because I fell for her inner beauty while the jerk fell for her look. But she is still the one I'm crazy about.
Who cooked for the whole family so early in the morning? Is it Josephine again?
by JiRHmt December 12, 2017
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Tiny little boy-crazy fireball with a good taste in music. Has her preferences and knows many references. Level-headed and can seem mean. But often it is to keep some at bay. Inside is a wholeheartedly nice girl; usually an excellent lover as well. Her uniqueness is what attracts others. However she'll soon show you just how awkward she can be. A real tough chick.
Josephine Pretty unique fair cute sex-charged hot-mess
by Naitsirhc July 17, 2013
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Someone who is short in stature but makes up for it in passion and heart. Who loves her friends and having fun, but also staying in with a book. A big romantic, she will spend her life looking for that one special guy. Once she finds him, she will never let him go.
Josephine loves the arts, and loves to be surrounded by children and animals.

A Josephine is someone who will change your life for the better and will always be there for you.
-"I have the most amazing, caring friend in the world!"
-"Wow, she must be a Josephine!"
by TimTom21009 March 04, 2012
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One of the best people to have in your life she means the world to pablo and she’s the most trustworthy person ever she’s always Their when you need someone she’s beautiful stunning and amazing her smile is just amazing and everything about her is just perfect
Damn look that’s my homie Josephine she’s better then your lame ass
by Pablomaldonado26 December 11, 2017
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