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When you're so drunk that you can only recognise a bottle/can/glass/sick-bag containing more alcohol. Everything and everyone else can fuck off. If someone who is Joseph-Kibria-drunk has no more alcohol, they should be kept away from sharp objects and other people.
Joe: Hello , I'm Joe. Fuck I'm so Joseph-Kibria-drunk right now.
Someone Else: Nice to meet you I'm Jonathan.
Joe: Fuck off Jonathan. Wait... do you have anything to drink Jonathan?
Jonathan: No, sorry. Why do you look so pale?
Joe: Right, then fuck off. FUCK. OFF. JONATHAN.
Someone Else: Nice to meet you I'm Jonathan.
Joe: Fuck off Jonathan. Wait... do you have anything to drink Jonathan?
Jonathan: No, sorry. Why do you look so pale?
Joe: Right, then fuck off. FUCK. OFF. JONATHAN.
by pashworth May 07, 2013
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007