Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.

Example: fake lv belts

fake off white

fake supreme

says he gets girls, but where they at

Where different size shoes
Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt

So this is what Jose Mendez means
by xx I buy fake stuff xx May 23, 2018
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A fat slob who is so fat that he has been known to drive buffets out of business. He is the reason there is no more Ponderosa here in Milwaukee.
Look at that Jose Muñoz over there chowing down all that food.
by tommyin2011 August 05, 2015
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If your name is Jose Ochoa then you are most likely balding really bad. Your probably got expelled from 5 schools.
Jose Ochoa wears super baggy clothes.
by Young-Gawet November 20, 2019
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two words short and and strong and most likely hangs out with a tall guy and a skinny dude
do u see that kid i think that's jose ortega
by the unknown 12321 September 06, 2019
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A typical bean you see everywhere. Most often times big and hefty. Most of them are nice people but some can be dumb. Some may even say they look like a rat. Some Jose pedrozas may have bigger tits than your girlfriends.
Brooo where’s jose pedroza at? That foos big he’s everywhere
by ct nation September 05, 2019
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An insult to many who love the Jose Cuervo beverages and as a result act like arrogant jerks who are better than everyone else because it's the most expensinve that minimun wage can buy.
Guy 1: "Man, look at that loser at the bar."

Guy 2: "Yea, check out his drink."

Guy 3: "What a Jose Queervo!"
by BMW9695 May 08, 2011
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