The strong latino who everybody wants to hang out with and the best at baseball who is also cool and smooth with girls.
Girl:Omg jose is so sweet and handsome!
Boy:Yeah jose is the best he's my bro!
Teacher:Jose has the best grades!
Jose's Hatters:To be honest i hate him so much because hes so cool!!!.
by <3Emily<3 November 9, 2011
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A very down to earth guy. He has a beautiful heart. Will never judge u. Has the most beautiful brown eyes, one look, and u will never be able to keep your eyes away. A guy u can be friends with very fast, a fun-loving guy who doesnt care what other people say about him. Can make u smile on one of your worst days. Knows exactly what u want even when u dont yet..easy going, cares a ton about people and their feelings. Doesn't lie, will never hurt u. He is amazing at every sport, and loves to explore. Very outgoing and talkative. He can be a little too sensitive sometimes. He doesnt let people in very easily, and he cant confide in you unless you are really important. Also, his smile will take you breath away, his laugh is the most amazing thing i've ever heard, and his eyes are the most beautiful thing i've ever seen. If you ever get the chance to meet a Jose, I hope you know how lucky you are, because i know i am.
I know, i knew you and Jose would be together sometime.
by tatobug August 31, 2010
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The person who makes me feel like I am the only person in the world. The person who is my reason for waking up in the morning and falling asleep at night. The person who makes me the person I am today. My life without him would not be the same, and I am grateful for everyday that I get to spend with him. I love him with all of my heart. Will you marry me ?
Jose, I promise to love you every moment of forever, would you do me the extraordinary honor of marrying me?"
by InfiniteWallflower May 13, 2016
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The most common name for Mexican males.
Person A:"Jose!"
Millions of people:"Que?"
by Schuldig October 15, 2006
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Jose is the only god of this world. The ultimate being of life.
P1: Jose is my god
P2: Not mine *dies of cacadoso*
by TheGodOfCarrots May 16, 2021
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A Jose is a strong, positive, lovable, big dick daddy, smart and mature. He is someone that you could never get again if you lost him. He can be trouble sometimes or inappropriate but you could never stay angry with him because you know he's the best thing to happen to you. He is loved by everyone all the girls will fall head over heels for him. A Jose has a big penis and is a true man in the bed and if you let him play ruff in the bed people will be asking you what happened to you because he'll put you in a wheelchair if you let him play ruff hes hard to get you regret everthing if you don't shine when your meet a Jose. A jose is sexual and will make it something you'll never forget .It is a spanishname and most people that can't spell it in Spanish spell it this way Hozay. Don't ever take a Jose for granted.
All girls:"OMG is that Jose"
Girl:"Back of he's mine"
Jose:"place nice girls there's enough of me for all of you"
by 123bat March 28, 2019
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Guy with a bigger dick than Matthew and Preston
Jose has a bigger dick than everyone
by Prestonkys October 14, 2018
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