An a Amazing guy who is the sweetest ! Treats you like a princess like any women should be treated, keeps his word and knows his place he may mess up but he learns from his mistakes . Also adding that hes amazing in bed knows what he is doing and knows how to please you (; trust me when you loose a jose its like loosing everything....everything!!! Make sure you value him ! hes worth it just takes time
Girl :Omg you know jose !?
Other girl: yea he is the sweetest
Girl : gosh your so lucky to know a jose !!!
Other girl: yea he is the sweetest
Girl : gosh your so lucky to know a jose !!!
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Jose
Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase
Jose
May God Give Increase male Portuguese
Jose
Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic
Jose
From the Name Joseph male Spanish
Jose
May God Give Increase male Spanish
Jose
Raised; Who Pardons
JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put
JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase
Jose
May God Give Increase male Portuguese
Jose
Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic
Jose
From the Name Joseph male Spanish
Jose
May God Give Increase male Spanish
Jose
Raised; Who Pardons
JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put
JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
(LATINA) "OOoOO MAMITA! LAST NIGHT ME AND JOSE HOOKED UP! AND MMM GURL THAT LATINO COCK WAS TOO GOOD, IT HURTED ME FOR LIKE A WHILE, BUT HE MADE IT SOO GOOD!" I LIKEDED IT !
(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.
(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!
(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.
(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!
(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
by A FUNNY FUKKER April 05, 2011
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by Jose Gonzalez February 14, 2015
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A sexy beast of a men that can get you horney!
Great at soccer and can make any girl wet.
Also guys if "José" is gay
Great at soccer and can make any girl wet.
Also guys if "José" is gay
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by BunnyProGamer December 23, 2016
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An amazing, down-to-earth, sweet guy. The type of guy most girls dream about being in a relationship with. The one who will send 'Good Morning Beautiful' and random 'I love you!' texts. If you ever have the luck of falling in love with a Jose, never let him go. He is the guy who will make your parents and friends adore him as much as you do and make you wish you could spend every day by his side. You will never find anyone more real than Jose. Be true to him and he will do his part of being honest and truthful to you. Before you know it, you will find yourself loving every single side to him.
by c__dita January 15, 2012
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One of the most amazing men you will ever meet. Once you meet a 'Jose' your outlook on all men will change, your expectation for all men will change. A 'Jose' is unlike any other, and could never be compared, only compared too. Usually has some really gorgeous eyes, lips, and smile. The type of lips you just want to bite on or constantly be kissing. His hands are soft, yet stern, and he knows just how to touch you. His eyes, you will want to gaze into constantly. Jose Is Amazing!
by MrS. Jose January 02, 2012
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The person who makes me feel like I am the only person in the world. The person who is my reason for waking up in the morning and falling asleep at night. The person who makes me the person I am today. My life without him would not be the same, and I am grateful for everyday that I get to spend with him. I love him with all of my heart. Will you marry me ?
Jose, I promise to love you every moment of forever, would you do me the extraordinary honor of marrying me?"
by InfiniteWallflower May 12, 2016
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