A City Located In The South Bay. Home Of Cesar Chavez, And Nortenos. Scraps Net Bang The City, But Are Afraid To Bang On Streets Like King And Story. San Jose Is One Of The Best Cities In The Bay Area, And Now Has The Biggest Population In Northern California. Here In San Jose, You Will Find 4 Malls. And Sexy San Jose Chicas Reppin Their City With Sharks Apparel. Home Of Thee Killa Sharks. Don't Fuck With People From San Jose. They're Bad Tempered If You Piss Them Off. There's Alot Of Things To Do In San Jose. The Best Place To Spend Cinco De Mayo At. Lowriders. Thats What San Jo's All About.
Hyna1: What You Bee Reppin? Rep The Hood Bitch.
Hyna2: I'm From East Side San Jose BITCH, Now Get The Fuck Outta Ma Face.
by sonrizaz408 February 14, 2010
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A betting term, something that is Jose Morales is a punt or bet that is considered to be a sure thing.

Can be shortened to just Jose.
Geelong are Jose Morales to cover the line against the Bombers.
by jmorales June 14, 2010
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Son of Chuck Norris and living proof that not all salsa lovers dance well.
Jose maria sings but does not dance.
by HotelLunaGrande February 19, 2016
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the Mexican equivalent of a Sloppy Joe commonly served with carne asada and other toppings inside two slices of bread (pan); Torta
The torta is like a mexican sloppy joe.
Wouldn't that be called the sloppy jose?
by Sexy Conservative January 26, 2011
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The term used to express all thoughts of anger and utter amazment.
Derived from the mixture of Jesus and Moses.
"Holy Joses! That is the fattest turd I've ever seen!"
by b0jangles!1 September 30, 2007
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You let Jose know that that road is a dead end.
No-way-Jose! Try the E66. It will get you to Atlantic City in a jffy!
by Meh99 January 16, 2016
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I the best manager in the world. i just the best but i better than the best. I not big headed i just the best.
by David Richardson April 10, 2005
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