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When something jolts and startles you at the same time.
Someone almost rear ended me in traffic, and it made me jortle.
by Simmaines August 20, 2017
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Do get a boner after smelling someones fart.
My girlfriend wanted to jortle and I wasn`t that interested though.
by fackurmom August 25, 2010
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