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Power held by the Legendary Jorts! that grants the wearer the ability to mind fuck famales to orgasm. Also grants one the power to mystically dominate at fantasy football and piss awesome.
Girl 1: OMG who is that sexy hawtie
Girl 2: I just came...twice OMGZ
Guy 1: I wish I had the power of the Jorti
by bigsacajuea July 25, 2012
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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