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The lowest unit of measurement used to explain how retarded someone/something is.
1:" Yo, have you seen that bitch who superglued her hair?"

" Yeah that bitch is Jorinzy af."
2: " God fucking damn it. Why is the stock market so Jorinzy today?"
by Kanye’s Taint February 11, 2021
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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