Could be a boy or a girl, but regardless, Joris are the best type of friends you'll ever have. They love to have fun, and crack jokes often. They love to sing. They're shy at first, but once you get to know them they'll never stop talking. They're extremely kind, smart, and also gorgeous. Their weakness is chocolate pudding, and they love reading Calvin and Hobbes Comics.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The shipping of Jade West and Tori Vega on the Nickelodeon TV show, Victorious. These characters are portrayed by Liz Gillies and Victoria Justice. Jori is a very popular shipping right now in June 2013. Jori shippers are the most creative of the Victorious fandom; they can find Jori in any episode. And they are way better than Bori (Beck Oliver and Tori Vega) shippers!!!

Handsome/good-looking.
It is derived from Dutch.

Dutch name, equivalent of the english name: 'George'.

A Jori, Thee Jori is possibly the most unique person out there! They are kind to those who are kind to them, but they do have a small friend group. They are shy at first but when you get to know them they’re weird, kind, and loyal.

Someone who doesn’t give a fuck. A savage!