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A semi pro ultra mellow athlete who is due for a 3 point shot, homerun at bat or touchdown pass. A Jorgy finds peace and tranquility in Call of Duty, Comedy Central and all things Racially incriminating.
I always get stuck with Jorgy on my team. Here comes the losing train.
by African Canadian October 10, 2012
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someone who is sexy beyond mean
by NiSHA..hit ma aim November 14, 2009
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Orgy of Jews, often taking place in New York City
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Is all i heard from the room in which my twenty homsexual rabbis were having a jorgy.
by Hanz Vinkler August 17, 2007
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The act of having an orgy with two or more sexy men that go by the name Jordy. Both Jordy's must also have their names spelled J-O-R-D-Y and it must also be a nickname for their real name spelled J-O-R-D-A-N.
Jordy number one and Jordy number two decided that it was time for a jOrgy with both of their girlfriends and several other hoes.
by GANDALFtheGREY78 January 30, 2007
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an orgy started by someone whose name starst with the letter j. usually a Jorge in which case theres the variation Ge'Orgy
You hear about Samantha and that j'Orgy she was in?
by Neager01 May 05, 2008
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An orgy where only Jews are invited and allowed to participate
P1:"I don't enjoy fucking anyone except Jews."

P2: "It sounds like you'd be a good candidate for a Jorgy."

"My mom will be much happier knowing that I only engage in Jorgys."

P1: "I ass fucked that chick with the Jewfro at the Goldberg's last Jorgy."
P2: "Which one?"
by lastwhorestanding August 11, 2014
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jorgy is a sweet little fella that knows how to capture the hearts of people! her friends love them very much and are always falling for every little thing she does! although cute and cuddly, she still has a taste for arson. so best beware.
"Jorgy's an absolute cutie, ain't she?"
"yeah, jorgy's awesome."
by ppbepis September 27, 2020
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