Jorge is an amazing, loveable person, he just doesn't know it. He might accidentally hurt you by joking, but he is a thoughtful, caring person who is always by your side when you need him. He's the type of person who it's easy to be around and will always make you laugh. He has a charming, glowing, gorgeous smile that makes your day and amazing, swoon-worthy hair. His cheeks are always kissable and his lips are addictive. Jorges always give the best hugs and have the best arms to hold when you are sad. Jorge is perfect. The kind of person who you dream about. The kind of person you want to be with forever.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Best guy alive. Hella hot and hella nice and hella great. BEST PERSON EVER

Pronounced "hor-hay"

Usually a very complex individual, has a tough past that he doesn't like to talk about. Dominant personality and likes girls with a pretty face, genuine personality, and big boobs. Very handsome and kind on the eyes. Doesn't really play games with people but also doesn't really give a shit about feelings.

If he loves anything it's his family and close friends and his country, it takes a lot for him to let anyone in, and even then their spot isn't garaunteed forever.

Breaks a lot of hearts but only because he's been broken several times too.

Typical Christian Grey type.

The perfect man. Jorge is kind, caring, gentle, but also AMAZING in bed, tough, strong, and hilarious. Jorge is a bad ass who loves his woman, his family, and his country. Not the overly social type but not shy at all. Likes old school hip hop and Thai Food. Jorge can do ANYTHING he sets his mind to and is extremely well loved by anyone close to him. Jorge is incredibly handsome; An amazing smile with big kissable lips. Jorge loves football and muscle cars. Also, Jorge is exceptionally endowed.

Jorge originally ment "loveable human being" in a secret language few people know.

Jorge is kind person who is always willing to help someone else. Usually spanish and loves soccer. Plays video games most of the day and loves watching youtube.