Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017
by thatonepersonyouneedbutidk February 20, 2013
1). To do an impossible feat with ease.
2). When something completely unexpected happens and only the doer isn't surprised.
2). When something completely unexpected happens and only the doer isn't surprised.
Example 1
Ryan: "Hey did you see Lebron James make that buzzer beater?"
Mike: "Ya! He Jords in big games."
Example 2
Brett: "Wow, what the Jord just happened?"
Ryan: "Hey did you see Lebron James make that buzzer beater?"
Mike: "Ya! He Jords in big games."
Example 2
Brett: "Wow, what the Jord just happened?"
by Callmebrian202 March 12, 2010
verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.
Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.
by rahzuhlin March 07, 2009
Description of someone who doesn't fit into any particular part of the School Hierarchy. They are more of a class clown if anything, with a high inteligence but not academicaly gifted. They tend to be immature and are relluctant to act their age.
by jord93 December 07, 2012
by The Jord August 27, 2008
a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.
Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: You are such a jord!
Ryan: OMG! I forgot to do the science reflection!
Sarah: You don't have to do it.
Ryan: What ever. I am so going to work on it while I'm playing soccer.
Sarah: What a jord.
Mera: You are such a jord!
Ryan: OMG! I forgot to do the science reflection!
Sarah: You don't have to do it.
Ryan: What ever. I am so going to work on it while I'm playing soccer.
Sarah: What a jord.
by guess who? =] December 19, 2006