Some one who is really special in your life. You have known him since you were just a kid. And have always been in love with him. You sit there and watch girls go bye with him but never have the guts to go up to him and tell him how you feel. This is someone you don't wont to loss, keep him forever. Next time you see Jordan, tell him how you feel. You never know, he may feel the same. I was to late, and now he's gone forever. Don't make a mistake like I did. GO GET HIM GIRL!!!
Love Fight Loss Jordan
by SecretLover1996 December 05, 2010
the best daughter in the world,can always make you laugh..great sense of humor and beatious from the inside out.
she is smarter than she lets on.
she is smarter than she lets on.
that's my daughter..(jordan)
by munchkinsmom February 02, 2010
the guy anyone could love in the blink of their eye!! he is finest thing and can easily be wanted for sexul pleasures!!! he is funny sweet nice lovable caring and definately NOT a man whore...
gir 1: hey i saw the hottest guy in spanish class today!!
girl 2: oh thats Jordan you should fuck him!!
girl 1: ok i will and hopefully marry him!!! ;)
girl 2: oh thats Jordan you should fuck him!!
girl 1: ok i will and hopefully marry him!!! ;)
by Spanish Chick December 12, 2010
Jordan: An amazing kisser, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, best to cuddle with, sexy, kind, caring, big heart, happy, funny, fun loving, loves God.. his family..girlfriend..and friends, someone you can't live without, utterly good looking and has the luckiest girlfriend ever because she is so totally blessed to have such an amazing man in her life. There is no one like him. He is one of a kind, a true gem! Once you meet him you'll fall in love with this prince charming from the South!
Someone I cannot live without. I love you babe!
Jordan looks so good Channing Tatum looks like a troll standing next to him.
Jordan looks so good Channing Tatum looks like a troll standing next to him.
by ajack555 October 12, 2013
n. A type of dingleberry, still wet with Santorum, dangling from a freshly harvested McConnell (for the uninitiated, a McConnell is a special, turtle-head shaped butt plug—see full definition herein).
Much to Mister Nunes’s dismay, the McConnell he wanted to deal with his latest emergency was still dripping with Jordans from his previous engagement, and Ryan didn’t have a fresh one to spare.
by ciabrat November 22, 2019
An amazing person, who can melt your heart. He is a bit if a crackhead hut he is nice. When you have a crush on a jordan, you will never leave him. You will think about him all the time. He will piss you off, but you always find a way to forgive him. He will steal your scrunchies, but will return them the next day.
And they smell like him.
And they smell like him.
by Horny 12 yr old December 29, 2019
A wild majestic human-horse inbred. His penis is the biggest on record, 1.2 yards long. If you are ever fortunate enough to have Jordan by your side, you can get from Norfolk to London in 7.37 seconds as long as his 5th leg doesn't get caught on something.
by JordanBuddy123 January 25, 2018