A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.
Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017
by Steve job's August 30, 2018
Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"
by JFVTV July 13, 2019
Being a true JORDANEER means no matter what you do or where you go,you support jordan in everything he decides, being a true fan till the end!
'I'm a Jordaneer'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
Ohright!
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
Ohright!
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'
by AJPPPPP August 20, 2011
The name for the facial hair style adopted by retired American professional basketball player Michael Jordan that is reminiscent of the mustache worn by legendary silent film actor Charlie Chaplin.
by RascalTadpole July 23, 2012
A shout out to Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. It refers to a person who is the best in his/her chosen field.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee October 01, 2015
Jordan is a beatiful boy usally with dark brown or black hair and brown eyes. When you first meet a Jordan he will seem vary standoffish. But once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be loved him self. Once you see a Jordan you can't help but smile. Jordan's are also very attractive and stylish
by Jordan Lover March 16, 2013