Top definition
When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (“come” not in the filthy sense)
My god, I think I’ve just been Jordaned by that gorgeous man over there!”
by boredom4382 August 31, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Jordaned mug for your dad Manafort.
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
Get the mug
Get a sonder mug for your Uncle Manafort.
2
To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.
Damn dude, he just jordaned your ass.
by Nandizzle November 07, 2005
Get the merch
Get the jordaned neck gaiter and mug.
3
One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.
dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!
by cnelsngmfi March 02, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Jordaned mug for your boyfriend Manley.
4
To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.
"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."
by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Jordaned mug for your mom Sarah.
5
When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!
by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Jordaned mug for your buddy Georges.

Activity