Energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a friend.
Jordan (girl) sees her friend sad: Hey you ok?
Friend: Yes I-I'm ok
Jordan (girl): You're obviously not so tell me what's wrong I want to help
Friend: Yes I-I'm ok
Jordan (girl): You're obviously not so tell me what's wrong I want to help
by CatsTeachLessons March 29, 2016
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.
"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"
"Jordan has such talent!"
"I gotta get me a Jordan!"
Jordan (girl)
"Jordan has such talent!"
"I gotta get me a Jordan!"
Jordan (girl)
by Bbygirl90 January 01, 2017
She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.
Tyler: Dude did you see those pants Jordan was wearing?
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)
by Anonymous 777766 March 07, 2017
by dbabs December 19, 2013
Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.
"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"
"Jordan has such talent!"
"I gotta get me a Jordan!"
Jordan (girl)
"Jordan has such talent!"
"I gotta get me a Jordan!"
Jordan (girl)
by Bbygirl90 January 01, 2017
Is a smart thick girl. She will fight for her friends and family. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and has a attitude, but she is loyal and has a lot if fun. Jordan isn't scared of nobody. She will say wat she got to say. She is sarcastic in a polite way.
You will love Jordan
You will love Jordan
Tyler~ Dude Jordan is a good friend
Matt~ Yeah really is I wanna go out with her
Tyler Bet I'll beat you to it!
Matt~ Your, on let's go
Jordan(Girl) is the best
We love you Jordan
Matt~ Yeah really is I wanna go out with her
Tyler Bet I'll beat you to it!
Matt~ Your, on let's go
Jordan(Girl) is the best
We love you Jordan
by Nydia Harper March 14, 2018
May 29 trending
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