The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.

His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.
Jim Jordan is a quintessential Trumptard
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This is a relatively new move. However, the chilly jordan was instantly made into a classic act as soon as it was performed for the first time. what you do is, either you or the bitch, takes a diarrhea in a shot glass. you take the shot, motorboat her boobs, punch her in the vagina, and then hi fives all around!!!!
The bitch was annoying me earlier, so when i was finishing up my chilly jordan, i punched her extra hard... mike was there to give me an extra good hi five.
by gootch November 08, 2006
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A Jordan (male) is a sexy beast who will beat anyone in a video game contest, he will fuck up anyone who says they are better
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An absolute cunt of a kid with a really small penis that you can not see.
Jordan Adam is such a cunt i tried to get in with him but i saw a hole instead of a penis
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NASA pioneer and writer with a vision of robots that personalize nutrition.
That food robot is straight out of a Jordan French novel.
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A sweet and trustworthy friend. Full of laughter and usually has a best friend named kim. Tends to be amazing at soccer and is perfect in every way
That girl is jordan thomas. I want to be just like her
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