Fat jordan is a big fat dumpring who loves eating some muscularbooty with his long lanky fingers. By definition he is much fatter than fat caleb.
Is there another earthquake? Nevermind, it's just the sound of fat jordan again.
by Tamago. July 26, 2020
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“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”
by DaListener September 25, 2020
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Two people who are meant for eachother, both like memes and are sexually attracted to eachother (probably) both are lowkey retarded
Val: can jordan and alex like date already?
by Kink is pink June 18, 2017
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When a minor setback gives someone such a chip on the shoulder it motivates him for the rest of his life. One of the few instances of snowflakes doing something useful with their lives.
That dude has a real Jordan Complex, except he hasn't got the talent to make something of it.

Getting upset at insignificant details fueled a revenge-driven career which saw him become the second greatest of all time.
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The most amazingly sexy, strong, moral, ingenious man that will put any other male species to shame, with his intellect AND extremely pleasing genetalia.
by Coxlover February 05, 2018
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