A town of wonder and beauty. A place filled with the kindess of hearts. Where the dames are the prettiest, and the gentlemen are the wittiest. A place where every day is a holiday, and the nights are always like New Years Eve. Where the days are the nappiest, the dogs the yappiest, and the kids are just the scrappiest.
East Jordan hates Commies, and loves America. If the whole world was like East Jordan than we would live in a world of good morals, and justice.
by porter blanchard August 10, 2010
The best basketball player that touched earth. I successful at everything he does, a PIMP, One of the richest african american alive
by Pimpster June 24, 2003
I just Air Jordan'd myself
That was quite the Air Jordan
That Air Jordan stinks!
He just Air Jordan'd under the covers and pushed my head in there.
That was quite the Air Jordan
That Air Jordan stinks!
He just Air Jordan'd under the covers and pushed my head in there.
by Colonel Kurtz Ph.D May 15, 2009
A horny little bastard , always ready to pounce on young Spanish women and drag them to bed with him.
by Theultimatetruth September 13, 2017
by crazyincalii May 12, 2009
"There is a Jordan Pickford with his arms like a t rex"
"And he has conceded a goal from 15 yards because his arms are far to small"
"And he has conceded a goal from 15 yards because his arms are far to small"
by Nobbybobby January 12, 2020
by gator dance April 22, 2010