A man with a massive penis. So massive that it makes Hulk Hogans arms look like tic tacs.
Girl: Bob has a Jordan and I like to ride it all night long
by SOB72 May 6, 2017
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Jordan is a pretty hot guy he just doesnt know it. He isnt scared to tell you what he thinks. If your his best friend you finna be tight. If you his girl then you lucky you needa hold on bc he will treat you amazing. Hes funny and wild. He can be unpredictable. Once you meet him you might fall in love.. Hold onto him or you will regret.
by Dead._.inside November 17, 2017
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Jordan is an amazing guy. He is funny, understanding, aggressive, honest, unforgettable. loyal, etc. Jordan might seem a little standoffish, but once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be there for you.He's had a rough past, lost loved ones, and gone through things a teenage boy should never have to experience. His fidelity might be swayed at times, but he knows when he's done wrong, and he'll make it right.
by Teen-Wolf-13 July 24, 2018
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In a female case: a jordan is someone who is sensitive and caring, she likes to have fun but is not trashy. Tries to be nice to others but can be a real bitch if you get on her bad side. Never mess with one of a jordan's friends, because she will rip your head off in a second. Is a good and loyal girlfriend, a little boy crazy, flirty, and respects herself. She is outgoing and is probably more than likely more than glad to be your friend if you be hers.
You: Wow, that girl seems great.
Me: Yeah, she looks like a Jordan to me.
by Barrett Rains January 10, 2012
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A wild majestic human-horse inbred. His penis is the biggest on record, 1.2 yards long. If you are ever fortunate enough to have Jordan by your side, you can get from Norfolk to London in 7.37 seconds as long as his 5th leg doesn't get caught on something.
Jordan is the best partner I've ever had.
by JordanBuddy123 January 25, 2018
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The name for the facial hair style adopted by retired American professional basketball player Michael Jordan that is reminiscent of the mustache worn by legendary silent film actor Charlie Chaplin.
I decided to be daring and go with the Jordan after No Shave November ended.
by RascalTadpole July 23, 2012
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