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Joran is one sexy motherfucker. He has a fat cock and the best personality you'll ever find. But be careful he'll break you're heart faster than you can fall in love.
by Boogleywoogley February 23, 2020
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Joran's are usually foreign. They are tall, skinny, and athletic. They love fruit and are usually seen in hats. Unfortunately, Joran's look like they have not hit puberty yet but their sense of humor makes up for their boyish looks. They are usually hardworkers. OCD...yep they have it! They get ticked off easily and are usually quiet. be careful...he is a heartbreaker!
joran plays tennis and also plays hearts.
by cheers2weekend April 15, 2011
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Hot Nice man! With respect for everyone! The best boys have this name!
Girl: hi you’re hot!
Jøran: yes I know that everyone says that!
by TheLengendd27 October 10, 2018
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