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Can be used to replace any word in the planet. Deriving from 90 joost in the early 21st century by a pack of retarded fuckers
Fuck my joost
Lick my dirty joost
Fuck me in my joost pipe
Do you want to shag me joost?
by 90 joost July 14, 2017
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I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK
Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing maβ€”
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!
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by Callmemaybe69 May 14, 2021
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Last week you had a big joost!
That guy has made a great joost!
by Greetzz March 15, 2008
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A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.
"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"
by Peldon March 25, 2004
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A shitty program that lets you watch crappy TV over the interwebs. Only available if you run windows or Mac OSX.
Guy 1. "Hey, have you checked out Joost?"
Guy 2. "No, but I heard its more useless than a mules sack, I think I'll stick with hulu or megavideo."
by crazy1291 March 01, 2009
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A man who can't see its own penis because he is to fat.
Im to fat, im a total Joost!
Dude, you are such a Joost!
by Greetzz May 19, 2008
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