An extremely hot person who gets all the hot chicks.

Can be used to replace any word in the planet. Deriving from 90 joost in the early 21st century by a pack of retarded fuckers

A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.

A man who can't see its own penis because he is to fat.

One who cheats blantently in what he/she does. uses outside help to accomplish a semi easy task

A guy who is younger than most people in his grade. Meaning small dick. This is a disadvatage for him and he tends to be fat, but has really cozy sweat shirts.

The act of starting a new groupchat whilst leaving one person - the “joost”, out