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for all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk...
snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head.
by loosewithjoose May 02, 2010
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drank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.
by Hannah Rachael January 08, 2008
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crack in a can. you can pretty much commit a crime, and if your drinking joose you WILL get away with it!
by blondebitch12586 June 17, 2010
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The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."
by AndyRSC October 23, 2010