Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:
Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.
Often follows the word wee.
Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.
Often follows the word wee.
by bananafish1 June 10, 2011
Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".
*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes December 26, 2006
Combination of a Joke and a Juke, used when someone turns a roast-styled joke, back around onto the person who's using it, essentially "juking" the original joker's roast. Can also be used for turning an innocent statement/question back around onto the speaker as a roast.
John: Bob is uglier than a blobfish crossed with a mole-rat.
Bob: That's not what ur mom said last night...
Sarah: Oooooohhhh, John just got jooked!
Bob: That's not what ur mom said last night...
Sarah: Oooooohhhh, John just got jooked!
by AnSuckyNoob January 18, 2019
Solo sex act preformed by a male. The act of being on all fours while reaching around your back and jerking off.
by Rusty Lawrence September 20, 2018
to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.
1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"
by egbertfaffer June 26, 2009
A robbery, armed or otherwise, as defined in the Big L classic, "Ebonics" from the album, "The Big Picture"
by Hank the Horker December 10, 2005
noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"
Also spelt as: joux, joox
See also: jollies, kicks
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"
Also spelt as: joux, joox
See also: jollies, kicks
"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"
M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!
M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!
by spider1984 January 31, 2007