adj.

To be stabbed.
"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro
by Kadava September 25, 2003
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jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.
"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"
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To stab some one or kinfe them
'Theres No-one around shall i jook this fool?'

'Yeh,dun kno'
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To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody
he caught a jooks on that nigga yesterday for his marmot
by j-ReD January 25, 2005
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Jooke is a human-formed joke
Guy 1: hey have you seen Jooke tonight?
Guy2: you mean the camel having sex
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verb
to jook:
to hook something or someone up with something

to jook from someone:
to take/steal something from someone.
(give it to me)
>Jook me up!

(yeah, give it to him)
>Yeah, jook him up real phat.

and kids: you must remember to jook people up adequately, lest ye be jooked from.
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Jook is a jamacian term for a type of dance. It is like grindin only the girl is way more wild, rubbin her vagina all over ur high thigh and also with legs wrapped around the mans waist. Like wild crazy sex with clothing on
wad da bumba clot lets jook gal
by Mr. Mebert February 20, 2005
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