Solo sex act preformed by a male. The act of being on all fours while reaching around your back and jerking off.
I really enjoy jooking it with essential oils.

I’m going to jook it.
by Rusty Lawrence September 20, 2018
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jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.
"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"
by aaaddrriiaannaa June 29, 2006
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To stab some one or kinfe them
'Theres No-one around shall i jook this fool?'

'Yeh,dun kno'
by dally BOII December 27, 2008
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To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody
he caught a jooks on that nigga yesterday for his marmot
by j-ReD January 25, 2005
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Jooke is a human-formed joke
Guy 1: hey have you seen Jooke tonight?
Guy2: you mean the camel having sex
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verb
to jook:
to hook something or someone up with something

to jook from someone:
to take/steal something from someone.
(give it to me)
>Jook me up!

(yeah, give it to him)
>Yeah, jook him up real phat.

and kids: you must remember to jook people up adequately, lest ye be jooked from.
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