May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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To take a word, statement or phrase that is not perverted and present it as being perverted by the tone of your voice.
for example the statement "Lets go in the back door" could be joogled by simply by putting emphasis on the word back.
by Josh Turnage August 23, 2007
4
To use Google to repeatedly search for bargains and cut rate items, without all the haggling and kevetching.
I needed a new dreidl, so I Joogled one and got it for only a dollar and free media mail delivery. Oy!
Phil is so tight he Joogle's his sneakers so he doesn't have to poy sales tax.
Phil is so tight he Joogle's his sneakers so he doesn't have to poy sales tax.
by bostonjay October 03, 2007
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to jiggle "the goods". interpretation of "the goods" is left up to the user, which is why "joogle" is such a versatile word! However, it is most often used in a sexual manner, referring to the act of handling someone.
Tarikha: "Damn, my shirt is really low-cut. Hope no one tries to joogle me at the club - i'll kick their ass!"
by irsmart January 07, 2010