A name used to describe a particularly popular, intelligent and admirable person. Often used as a term of endearment.
"Jonty, that is just this side of decadence."

"Why thank you Jonty."

"You have excelled yourself Jonty."
by Carl Dadd December 23, 2004
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Pronunciation: Ja-wahn-tea

A Northern way to ask someone if they would like a cup of tea.
by heychrismillar March 20, 2009
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an amazingly sexy man with a massive cock amazing in the bed and can give you an orgasm with only his tong
1# - lets go find a jonty
2# - why?
1# - cause I'm really horny from sucking on your cunt and i need a dick in my pussy
by annalise132435 November 09, 2008
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Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.

Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
"The audience at Robot Wars was full of Jonties."
by Jonty April 03, 2005
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A penis that, when erect, will curve at angles of over 50°.
James however, had a secret. He was the possessor of a Jonty.
by YouRabbit November 15, 2016
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A jonty is a posh, early 20s dubstep fan that talks in rudeboy slang. Can be spotted usually wearing an Obey snapback with a Supreme t-shirt or some assorted primark Aztec. Has a bossy ketamine-addled posh girlfriend called Pippa (see tags).
Outlook festival is back to back Jontys.

I'd avoid FWD tonight mate it's Jonty central.

Put down that Obey snapback you Jonty.
by Daddy Alfie September 05, 2012
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