*telephone rings*
client: i need a good fixin if you know what i mean ;)
jon: all be right over, i need to pick up some rubbers
client: see you in 5
client: i need a good fixin if you know what i mean ;)
jon: all be right over, i need to pick up some rubbers
client: see you in 5
by the 4th floor January 29, 2008
A Jon is a really bad dude. He often slaps skeezers with his massive chode, while also caring for his friends and family. He has a tendency to summon mythical greek gods to aid him against haters. A Jon also pisses excellence, so much that he has created a massive flood or two. Some may blindly state that god created these floods to test Noah's Ark. One look at a real Jon could make a blind man see, a crippled child run, or a woman with a gag reflex deepthroat.
Man #1: "Hey bro, who's over there bashin out all those skeezies?"
Man #2: "That must be a Jon. You can tell by the way he's also texting his mom, telling her that he misses the family."
Man #2: "That must be a Jon. You can tell by the way he's also texting his mom, telling her that he misses the family."
by tumtum12 January 27, 2011
by silverdarling February 07, 2010
"I was going to totally get with this girl blud, but then i totes Jon'd it!"
"Mate that girl is so in to you, don't Jon it up"
Mark was going to have "enthusiastic cuddleling" with Sarah until he called her Cindy and Jon'd it up.
"Mate that girl is so in to you, don't Jon it up"
Mark was going to have "enthusiastic cuddleling" with Sarah until he called her Cindy and Jon'd it up.
by MaxPowerPhysicist October 22, 2012
by BlazeJonson November 27, 2011
Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.
Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."
Jonning/To be Jonned
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."
Jonning/To be Jonned
by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 06, 2009
A big cuddly panda bear type animal originally from malaysia but often seen habitating in the deep regions of 'wales'. enjoys nothing more than; fancy ties, telling people about his fancy ties, being angry and loving all things welsh.
that jons looks so hugable, i would give him hugs more often if he wasn't so angry and hugging other welshies.
by AliDawe September 06, 2006