verb To act like a brown Jew in a Catholic school. This includes: throwing objects at innocent people; pushing on one's chair; knowing too much about mass-murderers etc.
The country of origin is Indonesia
The country of origin is Indonesia
by CaptainPrice55 March 10, 2010
girl 1: wow that guy is SO hot!
girl 2: he MUST be a jon
girl 1: i think im gonna go ask him out
girl 2: not if i do first bitch!!
girl 2: he MUST be a jon
girl 1: i think im gonna go ask him out
girl 2: not if i do first bitch!!
by im azmzinggg ! November 26, 2009
When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.
by 1800vagbags September 14, 2016
Taking information and misusing it intentionally. Molding and warping facts into arguments to solely match your opinion. This involves intentionally misrepresenting opposition and strategic omission of statements to help support your argument exclusively.
Similar to a spin doctor. Jon took what Corey said 2 years ago about a Baylor incident and applied it to a conversation about politics yesterday. He tried to force some connection that nobody else but him could even consider. The Baylor sexual harassment situation has absolutely nothing to with Harvey Weinstein but he tried to say that if you defended the student athletes of Baylor than you automatically support a director who was accused as well. Obviously this isn't the case but Jon is still jonning the point as loudly as possible.
by Anonymous army October 28, 2017
talking about some, getting on them for something they got on or something they did or how they looked
by Wannie July 19, 2006
A confusing, self centered dip shit. Who I've liked for a long time, and I can't get him out of my mind. I hate you, but I love you!
by Person who will remain secret November 20, 2010