another word for a comdom OR a general dickhead who likes to annoy everyone and dosnt answer phone or texts.

A Jonny hides in the wild by covering itself in a thick layer of vehicle grease/oil, and disguising it's natural smell with that of tyres.

When domesticated, a Jonny can be put to good use in the kitchen, making tea and baked potatoes.

However, they demand excessive payment in the way of dominating your World of Warcraft gaming time, and bottles of sherry. (They also like to take your last Marlboro when you're not looking, and if not hidden, will also 'look after' your green for you until they think you should smoke it with them.)

Friends and family call him Jonny, coworkers/colleagues call him Jon. At his best when he is tan, the tanner the better! Highly allergic to cats, but will risk it for the right person from time to time. Collector of toys he will never play with and comics he will never read. He likes to think he is dark and mysterious, but you can see right into him if you really look.

Huge heart, family first, beautiful person inside and out. SEXY AF...JUST SAYIN

A typical simp

A dumbass who likes to throw rocks!

A jerk-muffin-head who you think you can trust but it turns out he is a jerk-muffin-head and then goes and dumps you for a girl that he dates for two days and then breaks up with. Also, he may tell all your secrets and ruin your life so don't tell him any of your secrets.

a boy who has a vag.