Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.
(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"
by Afro Jew April 24, 2010
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When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.
I was winding down with a John Grisham novel and was Jonned halfway through chapter 9.
by 1800vagbags September 14, 2016
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A man who is very handsome, has a great personality, has the ability to get a lot of girls, flirts a lot, many girls like and would love to get with, one of the nicest people you will ever meet, has a good sized penis, very funny and can make any type of person want to become friends with them.
"I'm such a loser, i wish i was a jon jon."
by Johnny Hobkins April 08, 2009
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Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
by foolishwun June 15, 2009
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It's when you commit code to be reviewed and the reviewer just merges it to master without even looking at it.
Hao: hey, I just committed code to gerrit can you please Jon it
Karim: done (what Karim did over here is that he didn't review the code, he just merged it to master)
by ==FrankTheTANK== December 03, 2018
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Dude lets go do something!
- Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts.
Really?
-Not tonight.
You are being a complete The Jon Jon.
by AppleEater123 July 12, 2011
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